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• (315): View more from New York

  she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in

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• (+44): View more from England

  His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange

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• (916): View more from California

  Yep. How's your hangover?

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  It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.

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• (518): View more from New York

  That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?

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  All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.

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• (585): View more from New York

  There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.

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