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(256): View more from Alabama

You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.

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That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.

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Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.

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Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

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(256): You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass. (1-256): That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years. (256): Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that. (1-256): Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham. http://tfl.nu/egwd

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(702): View more from Nevada

We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs

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Wtf? Why?

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I want awesome conversations to show the world.

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(702): We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs (1-702): Wtf? Why? (702): I want awesome conversations to show the world. http://tfl.nu/kf4n

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it

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(774): i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it http://tfl.nu/c3d8

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(561): View more from Florida

you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic

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(561): you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic http://tfl.nu/jttf

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(416): View more from Ontario

I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.

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(416): I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch. http://tfl.nu/l1wa

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(312): View more from Illinois

I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

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(312): I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up. http://tfl.nu/iaie

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50

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(412): don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50 http://tfl.nu/kftz

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(907): View more from Alaska

If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.

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(907): If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever. http://tfl.nu/sogf

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(210): View more from Texas

Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.

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(210): Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT. http://tfl.nu/29iu

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(817): View more from Texas

The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.

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(817): The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride. http://tfl.nu/s0ye

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds

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(252): I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds http://tfl.nu/g7b7

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(614): View more from Ohio

I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.

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(614): I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low. http://tfl.nu/zc0w

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(425): View more from Washington

Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me

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(425): Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me http://tfl.nu/wcm8

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(601): View more from Mississippi

This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.

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(601): This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt. http://tfl.nu/idus

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.

(931): View more from Tennessee

Rodger that.

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(757): Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again. (931): Rodger that. http://tfl.nu/w7uc

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