I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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