on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I wish you could order shots online.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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