i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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