He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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