Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
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and then you woke up?
Where is there a mainstreet in the 58sick?
If you actually knew this person, you would know he's not lying... I was there, and we openly discuss having boners on the reg.
When I started reading this at first I thought it was going to be lyrics from the song "jizz in my pants". Wrong.
Let me guess.. You're 13 right?