Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
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and then you woke up?
Where is there a mainstreet in the 58sick?
When I started reading this at first I thought it was going to be lyrics from the song "jizz in my pants". Wrong.
Let me guess.. You're 13 right?
If you actually knew this person, you would know he's not lying... I was there, and we openly discuss having boners on the reg.