so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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