i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
foreskin is a definite game changer
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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