So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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