im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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