Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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