8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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