Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My hand turned me down
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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