There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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