I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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