Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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