That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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