problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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