My nipple is on Facebook.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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