yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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