There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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