Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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