I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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