i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
BRING THE BAGELS
you never un-have a 4some
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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