They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
