Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Houston, we have a squirter
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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