We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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