im having a threesome with these popsicles
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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