It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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