Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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