I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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