i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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