dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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