the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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