Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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