I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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