I didn't shave. On purpose
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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