is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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