It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
