You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I will pee on everything he values.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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