Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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