It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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