it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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