I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
