That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
