I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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