Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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