don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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