He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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Man don't know what he's missing. For someone to put that much effort into a booty call, poor guy lost out on a damn good thing
Wow. That is a dedicated booty.
Full marks for effort
way to bring the hammer down
its can do attitudes like yours that make this world a better place
Who does that
What a dipshit. Messed up a perfectly good thing.
Next time he asks tell him to shave his hairy balls and legs; take a photo, posted and then walk out. Heck I'll do it for you honey, just for laughs on a lazy ass he is.
Gnamm, delicioso :)
story of my life man
His beer goggles must have wore off before he got there.
It's a booty call, you're supposed to be an easy means of accepting/neglecting.
that has definitely happened to me before. i also offered to go to his house, but he declined. apparently he didnt want sex bad enough after all
if you offered to shave your legs and go to his house and he still said no that should probably tell you something
that man ought to be shot.
Happens all the time
Dude! Something like this happened to me the other day! They guy ive been hooking up with for a couple of months text me \nat 5:30 in the morning wanting to come over, i got up, showered, and shaved my vag, and i got out of the shower to a text that said nevermind the roads are too icy. I was pissed.
He probably was very.. Adamant to get off and couldnt wait for you to trim the buckwheat. Shame.
1337 bad nights, nice x-D
You silly, stuck up cunt--you are supposed to keep yourself waxed and ready to be fucked on a moment's notice. Shame on you. Shame.....Shame.....
Should walked your ass over there, lazy whore
Either your ugly as hell or he found booty before he got to you .. That's kinda crappy all the way around, next time dnt be so eager to shave lol