i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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