what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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