Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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