..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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