Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You were trust falling into bushes
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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