i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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