I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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