On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You are the jesus of drinking
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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