i may or may not be watching the land before time
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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