I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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